Tom Holland and his Spider-man costar

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This one’s a bit sad, so prepare yourself – after years of speculation, it is confirmed, by the stars themselves, that Tom Holland and Zendaya are indeed a couple. They costar in the Spider-man series, and now they are costarring, well, in other ways…with many memes devoted to Tom Holland’s… assets… and his loving gazes towards his male Avenger costars, we may need a moment of silence.

Want to see the inside of the Dune spaceship? Too bad. The Dune director said he will never show the inside of the ships because he wants it to be a mystery… much like the plot of the 1st movie….

Benedict Cumberbatch and Kirsten Dunst did NOT speak to each other on the set of their film The Power of the Dog. Unfortunately, it’s not because of drama but because they wanted to stay in character. I wish my ex would stay in character and not talk to me!

In other method acting news, Jennifer Lawrence got high on the set of her film, Don’t Look Up, co-starring Meryl Streep, Cate Blanchett, and my boyfriend Leo DiCaprio. She plays a marijuana-loving astronomer so, she got high! No word yet as to whether she was high or not when she said yes to the films Mother or Dark Phoenix…gurrrllll…. what were you thinking?

The original pink hoverboard in Back to the Future 2 sold at auction for half a million dollars. Yes, half a million dollars. Who needs to help the poor when you can buy a movie prop! To be fair, choices nowadays are either buy a full tank of gas or buy a hoverboard prop.

Production on Black Panther 2 is SHUT DOWN until the new year due to actor Letitia Wright’s injuries. Initial injury reports did not reflect just how extensive and serious her injuries were. Shutting down a blockbuster production? That is expensive. It must be bad. Sending you good energy and cocktail kisses for a speedy recovery, Letitia!

The Sunset Blvd movie musical that has been in development for years is off. Paramount is no longer interested. The vehicle was to star Glenn Close who won a Tony for the Broadway musical. In the words of Patti Lupone – “Glenn Close but no cigar.”

Jonah Hill is Jerry Garcia for Martin Scorcese’s Grateful Dead biopic. I’m embarrassed to say the only thing I know about Jerry Garcia is Cherry Garcia – the Ben and Jerry’s ice cream flavor. Yum!

Disney will start production on their live-action version of Snow White – they announced the Greta Gerwig will be directing – she directed LadyBird and The Little Women Reboot and will be directing the Barbie movie with Margot Robbie – so guaranteed this will be a kick-ass Snow White and not merely a damsel in distress. Whistle While You Work? How about fight for women’s rights while you WERK… those seven dwarfs didn’t even see it coming!

Like the Naked Gun and Airplane movies? Well, one of the co-creators is trying to reboot the spoof film franchise with his new film Star of Malta, a take on film noir dealing with a cursed jewel. Before you get all excited, this is the same guy who did the last Scary Movies, which killed the spoof movie…so wah wahhhhh!

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