Eddie Redmayne and Rob Pattinson are your roommates fantasy

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Girl…sometimes Hollywood slaps back! After Will Smith’s smackdown at the Oscars, his Netflix film has been put on hold, development on Bad Boys 4 is paused, and DC stated that his solo Deadshot movie was pretty much not happening.

Are you a fan of Chucky? You can now buy your own “Utlimate Chucky” life-sized replica of horror film’s favorite bad boy doll. The price tag? $599.99. Or you could date my ex for a much lesser price and have the same horrific experience.

Mark Wahlberg said he had to eat 11,000 calories a day to gain 30 pounds in six weeks for his latest role in the biopic, Father Stu. Audiences are used to seeing him muscled and tone, and who can forget those early underwear campaigns? 11,000 calories a day? I did that during COVID and wasn’t even cast in anything. Bloop!

Hotties Chris Pine recently stated in an interview that he actually never had a passion for acting. Nice to know, Chris. Don’t let all those hard-working actors waiting for their star to rise hear that. Maybe that passionless acting is the cause for his recent box office snoozes. Just saying.

Did you know that Eddie Redmayne and Rob Pattinson were once roommates? Talk about your roommate fantasy! Well Pattinson got so buff for his Batman role that Eddie didn’t even recognize him when he saw him. Maybe he didn’t recognize Rob with his clothes on.

Jim Carrey announced that his is retiring. When asked, he said the only way he’d make a sequel to one of his classic films would be if someone like Christopher Nolan would be involved. Yes, I’m sure Nolan is jumping at the bit to make a Mask sequel or talking butt scenes in an Ace Ventura follow up.

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Musical theatre nerds! The original cast of Spring Awakening will be seen in a concert version of the musical for HBO. I just want to see Jonathan Groff’s spring awakening. Okayyyy!

Is there more Sherlock Holmes on the way? Are you a fan of the Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law Holmes movies? Well, the third film was in a development, then paused due to COVID, and now no one knows what’s happening. BUT, Downey is developing two HBO Max shows based on the character. Wait, what? Robert, this isn’t the Avengers, we don’t need a million spinoffs.

Love your dinosaurs? No, I’m not talking about happy hour in Palm Springs. The new Jurassic World: Dominion film, reuniting the original Jurassic Park cast with the reboot actors, will be the longest of all the Jurassic films. How can they possibly draw this out any longer? Dinosaurs escape. Dinosaurs eat people. Actors scream. End credits.

Jennifer Lopez (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)

Is JLo’s rom com career in trouble? Her last film with Owen Wilson, Marry Me, was a flop. It featured her as a big name pop star marrying a fan, on a whim, from the audience. Her next film, Shotgun Wedding, was changed from being a theater release to going straight to Amazon Prime. Oh, and they were afraid of the gays ruining the sanctity of marriage?

Amy Schumer was originally supposed to tell an Alec Baldwin shooting joke at the Oscars. The joke was eventually cut but Schumer is sharing it in her stand up. Someone died. That’s funny?

Actor Alexander Skarsgård stated that no one took him seriously for his acting because of his being labeled as a hunk. I’d tell you more about what he had to say, but I was too busy looking at his…acting.

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