Ryan Reynolds is 45? What?

This is your Sassy Movie News brought to you by GED Magazine and On the Rocks’ Alexander Rodriguez…bringing you the sassiest and tipsiest top & bottom movie news. Here is the latest Hollywood tea…

Dune 2 has been greenlighted and director Denis Villeneuve says that the sequel will have more action and less talking. Any action would be much appreciated… in other news, NyQuil is renaming its brand DUNE… zzz.

Brendan Fraser has been cast as the villain in the Batgirl movie! Brendan’s career has had a resurgence and has been met with much social media hubbub due to his weight gain…uh, dear world: people get old, people gain weight…I did both last week! 

Kristen Stewart has been in over 47 films…in a recent interview, she said she has made probably five good ones…cough…cough…uh, which ones were those? To be fair, her new film Spencer in which she plays Diana looks surprisingly good…and she isn’t harumphing all over the place.

Idris Elba will be part of Sonic the Hedgehog 2 voicing Knuckles…he says the voice will not be sexy…uh, Idris with all due respect…everything you do is sexy…Idris getting coffee, Idris checking the mail, Idris walking down the street, Idris wearing tight pants…SEXY

Midnight Mass and The Haunting of Hill House creator Mike Flanagan says he wants to do a Star Wars horror film. Uh, did you see the prequel trilogies? That was HORRIFIC enough. Jar Jar Binks? That dialogue? Scarier than any movie out there.

Helen Mirren continues to prove that she is one of the most kick-ass women in the biz. Images have been released from the set of Shazam 2 in which she plays villain Hespera – girl, she is every drag queen’s fantasy!

Want to feel old? Ryan Reynolds recently turned 45 years old. I remember the ancient times when he was playing Van Wilder, not to mention the number of movies he’s starred in my mind… Van did get a bit wilder.

Ridley Scott is officially working on Gladiator 2. Uh, your lead character died in the first movie – a movie that was made 20 years ago – also, have you seen Russell Crowe lately? As I mentioned, people get older and wider – a theory says that the film would deal with the character’s journey into the afterlife and a return to life on earth…uh, ok…

In some casting behind the scenes, actor Oscar Isaac said he passed on playing Freddy Mercury for Bohemian Rhapsody. We know that Rami Malek ultimately played the role, but I wonder what Oscar would have brought to the role… mostly how those tight pants would look…who would win in a bulge off? We Will Rock You…

Ryan Gosling has been cast as Ken in the Barbie movie starring Margot Robbie…of course, I want to know, will this Ken be anatomically correct?

Six Flags is unveiling a roller coaster based on the latest movie franchise of Wonder Woman. If it’s as long and as nauseating as Wonder Woman 1984 was, I think it will be a hit.

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