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Here is the latest Hollywood tea …

It was rumored that Johnny Depp might be coming back to the Pirates franchise for $300 million. His reps con­firmed that this is NOT true and there is still no love lost between Depp and Disney. BUT, Depp is rumored (from good sources) to be making an appearance in Beetlejuice 2. What’s scarier? Beetlejuice or the Heard trial?

Sooo … James Bond IS coming back! Producers say that it will be a few years before we see anything new that is Bond related and that when Bond does come back, it will be wildly different than anything we have seen.

Maybe a female Bond? Maybe a Bond robot? Cartoon Bond? With Hollywood, we know that nothing is too far-fetched. I just wanna see Henry Cavill or Tom Brady or Michael B Jordan as Bond … in those tight suits! Yaaasss!

Despite JK Rowling’s transphobic comments and refusal to apologize for said comments, Warner Bros is moving forward in full support of new Potter world material for TV and film. Bad Warner Bros! Geesh, maybe they should look at the box office for the last Fantastic Beasts … ouch. Pick your heroes better Warner Bros!

Neve Campbell is NOT coming back to the Scream franchise for the 6th film. She got some media attention and co-star support when she refused to return to her role because the pay wasn’t enough. Equal pay for female-led films is still not quite there yet and she is not giving in. You go, girl! Strangely, they are bringing back Hayden Panettiere, who portrayed Kirby in Scream 4. I hope she can get her shift covered at Arby’s.

Mira Sorvino let it slip that they are closer than ever to a follow-up to Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion. Yaaassss! She and Lisa Kudrow have been showing up at appearances together and did a recreation of their reunion dance backstage at an awards function. We are all in for this sequel. “Do you have some sort of busi­nesswomen’s special?”

Actor Henry Thomas, who played Elliot in E.T., said there will never be a sequel to the film. Their reunion for a cable commercial a few years back was as close as it’s going to get. With everything going on in the world, I’m sure the aliens have better places to visit.

We will be seeing Kate Winslet like never before as it is reported that her character in Avatar 2 is full action hero. We’ve never seen Kate so active and bad ass … and yet we still can’t get over her not sharing that damn door with Leo.

Did you love Michelle Yeah in Everything Everywhere All at Once? The sci-fi comedy was a huge box office, critical, and audience success. Unfortunately, the filmmakers The Daniels say that any talk of a sequel is just a 1big joke. I loved the film, but couldn’t get past the hot dog fingers. Where are the buns?

Final Destination is coming back for a 6th installment! Producers say that they are changing up the formula and shaking things up. Um, how can you change the formula? Maybe instead of people suffering horrible deaths from bad luck circumstances, they just get canceled for politically incorrect tweets one after the other.

Is hottie Taran Egerton the new Wolverine? He confirmed that he met with Marvel and even hinted that it could have been about the Wolverine reboot. Taran, muscly and hairy? YES PLEASE! Talk about your XXX Men!

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