Exorcist reboot coming for you this Halloween

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Despite actor Ezra Miller’s multiple brushes with the law and making headlines for causing drama, the WB says there are no plans to replace them as The Flash, number one the movie is done and would need to be scraped, ALSO, WB is saying that The Flash may be the best film from the DC franchise … ever! The movie is about The Flash but will also feature Ben Affleck AND Michael Keaton’s Batman. What was their spandex budget?

Are you a fan of Tron? Too bad. Tron 3 will not happen because plans were scrapped due to Disney’s acquisition of Marvel and Star Wars … all the focus went to those big-budget projects. If you remember the original Tron you probably need a walker by now. Bloop!

The horror/comedy classic Arachnophobia is getting a remake! This version may be a little gorier than the first. Bring it on! The original film really propelled the blend of comedy, camp, and horror – so did my ex.

Top Gun 2 may very well be Tom Cruise’s biggest hit to date. The film has done extremely well with both critical and audience praise. The first film came out in 1986! Tom Cruise hasn’t aged a day … maybe it’s all that Scientol­ogy juice.

The romance novel Red, White, and Royal Blue is getting a film adaptation. In a nutshell (no pun intended), it’s about the President’s son falling in love with England’s Prince. It’s a gay rom-com! Uma Thurman has been cast to play the President of the United States. BUT HER EMAILS!

There’s a new Winnie the Pooh movie in the works! Now before you get the kids ready to see it, it’s a horror film! Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey deals with Winnie the Pooh and Piglet eating Eeyore due to starvation from being neglected by Christopher Robin. The dangerous duo then goes on a killing spree. Perfect for the holidays!

West Side Story’s Rachel Zegler is set to play the lead in the Hunger Games prequel. Her career is on the rise and will also be appearing in the Disney live-action Snow White as well as the Shazam sequel. She’s really moved on from Tony quickly!

The Exorcist reboot has already started filming and Exorcist original Ellen Burstyn has already filmed her scenes. The original film premiered in 1973. This reboot will hit the screen in October of 2023 and be a direct sequel to the previous films, even the bad ones. Linda Blair is somewhere saying, “Um, hey, what about rneeeee?”

Yes, we are all sick of the Johnny Depp court drama. BUT, how about some Johnny Depp news you want? Rumors are circulating that he will be appearing in the long-awaited Beetlejuice 2 alongside Winona Ryder and Michael Keaton. For some reason, his name appears in Google searches and on a Google cast list. Rumor or fact? I’m guessing there won’t be a cameo by Amber Turd.

Why would you cover up Bradley Cooper’s hot mug? Well, first pies have emerged of Bradley as musical impre­sario Leonard Bernstein for the biopic, Maestro. There is already Oscar buzz. Lady Gaga is also somewhere, going, “Hey … need a song?”

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